Hiatus

Hi guys,
I’m sorry I haven’t posted in a while. You see, the thing is, and I hate to admit it but I don’t know how to type. I know, I know, you’re surprised. I usually dictate what I want to say to my fans to Mommy and she does the typing. Anyway, Mommy has been [...]

Matrix Baby

Sometimes I can’t get comfy in bed and I have to toss and turn. I like to sleep with my white lamb but sometimes when we’re tossing and turning I end up on top of him and then I can’t see him. When Mommy’s not looking I can even walk up the side of the [...]

My new fan Boris

Remember how I told you about my fans Sarah and Boris yesterday? Here’s a picture of me and Boris. He got down on the floor to play with me.

More Love!

Hi Everyone,
I had even more visitors this weekend. People just love to come see me, I guess. My fans Sarah and Boris came. Boris has a really cool nose that’s fun to grab and they both made me smile. Sarah even fed me corn.
We went to a cafe just for babies where there are toys [...]

Rasberries

Now that you’ve heard what Isaac has to say about blueberries, here’s what I have to say about rasberries. Daddy tries to show me how it’s done at one point but he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Eli!

I went to my very first surprise birthday party. We had balloons and favors and everything! Unfortunately the birthday boy, Eli who is turning one, couldn’t come because he has bronchitis! Isn’t that horrible? I bet that bronchitis guy is just as mean as the flu guy.
Everybody should wish him a happy first birthday and [...]

Baby Style Watch part 2

Check it out guys! My hair is now long enough for Mommy to do my hair into a real baby hairdo!

Stay tuned for pictures from my very first birthday party!

Model Baby

Here I am in another picture that I can use in my modeling portfolio. I keep posing and looking cute and I just don’t understand why Mommy hasn’t called Gerber or the Gap yet. I’m way cuter than their babies! Anyways, if any of you guys need to have some baby clothes modeled, I’m your [...]

Ladies Man

That’s right, peeps. You read it here first. I am a ladies man. If my t-shirt doesn’t make that abundantly clear just check out the other pictures.
Ladies – I do have a girlfriend Leela.. but I might be a little young for that kind of commitment just yet so feel free to post your comments.

p.s. [...]

The Big Time

Check it out everyone: I got a new bottle to use for my milk. I was tired of those little baby bottles and now that I’m so good at sitting up I need something for big boys.